Word/Quote of the day:

8/30/09
Chilldown!
-Courtesy of Abigale

8/24/09










8/16/09











8/15/09
"There's Something to be Said About Consistency...Especially in the bathroom!"
-Brown Log

8/14/09

8/07/09
Prawn












8/02/09

7/31/09
"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes"
-Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

7/30/09
"That's how you gut a bitch...BITCH!"
-Biker Queen (Feast III)

7/29/09
"Dead is better!"
- Renee Hallow (Pet Sematary II)

7/28/09
"I like girls a lot, I like pretty girls, I only shoot pretty girls!"
(Spookshow and I prefer the Sam speaks remix but this was all I could find)

7/27/09
"666 the number of the beast, hell and fire was born to be released!"


7/26/09

7/25/09
"Mother is the word for God on the hearts and lips of children"
-Eric Draven (The Crow)

7/24/09
"There aint no comin' back!"
-T-Bird (The Crow)

7/23/09
"Fire It Up!!!"
- T-Bird, Tin-Tin, Fun Boy, &, Skank (The Crow)

7/22/09
"Everyone needs a Bosom For a pillow" (I Agree)

7/21/09
"Michelle, Tamika and Tanya Wanna ride this train"

7/20/09

7/19/09

7/18/09
"There's nothing more ridiculous than a man with his party socks on"

7/14/09

7/12/09
Satchel (we will get into this more later!)

7/05/09
"Did you know you can't stop from wiggling your ass when brushing your teeth?"
Wade Parent - (The Car)


7/04/09
"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day"

6/29/09
"Strolling through the slaughterhouse of love, Rags and ruins and stars above, I'm as naked as I can be in this life"

6/16/09









"I am the Keymaster"
-Louis Tully (Ghostbusters)


6/15/09
"You don't eat pork?"
- Art Land (Mars Attacks!)

6/14/09
"I want your skull, I need your skull!"

6/13/09
BOSSWESOME:
The combination of Boss and Awesome pronounces (boss-um)
- Courtesy of SpookShow

6/12/09
"I can't take it so vaporize my brain"

6/11/09
"I bet she gives great helmet!"
- Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

6/10/09
"I'm a Mog! Half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend!"
-Barf (Spaceballs)

6/05/09
"that sock fulla holes mon!"
-Eye and Eye (Freaked)

6/04/09
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious!"

6/03/09
"now that's a REALLY big shoe"
-Elijah C. Skuggs (Freaked)

6/02/09
"you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?"
-Mr. Blonde (Reservoir Dogs)

5/19/09

5/16/09

5/15/09
the one we are ALL guilty of ... you too

5/13/09
5/10/09

5/09/09

5/07/09
A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?

5/06/09

4/24/09
Break Stream
When urinating:
If the constant outward flow is interrupted (Possibly by a burst of flatus or by getting startled) this is called breaking stream. Sometimes this can be brought on by stagefright if someone suddenly walks in and startles you!


4/22/09
Pee Burst!
A Pee Burst is that last little bit, the final charge if you will, just before the shiver and just after the break in the stream. See today's Inturdupted Thoughts for more info.


4/21/09
Quote: (from GUMMO)
"I knew this girl from Salt Lake City, she had two quart legs and two rubber titties. She liked electricity but she burned of gas.... she gotta V-8 pussy and a Cadillac ass!
Check http://spookshowangel.blogspot.com/ for more details...spookshow's my Angel!!!

4/20/09
FOOP!
A FOOP is a fart poop!.....(you get the idea!)

4/19/09
MERKIN












4/17/09
From Urban Dictionary
Baked Brown Log
Used when final retribution is required.

"Baked Brown Log" is the act of taking a cookie sheet and expelling everything that exists in your bowels onto it and then putting it in the oven at a medium high heat. Then you leave it to bake and fill the house with an aroma that is comparible to a sewage treatment plant on a hot summer's day.
My bitch cheated on me so I left her a BAKED BROWN LOG in the oven cooking for her.
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