Because I think everyone is stupid when it comes to people dying, like the fact is it sucks when you die but it doesn't make you a better person. If you think someone is bad when they are alive it doesn't change just because they passed away. I love me some MJ, but sick of everyone freaking out about it when in the last years they all have been against him. Death brings out the fakeness to much.
Because I want to just pay hookers to let me punch them in the face, oh and because I don't believe in beating your wife/girlfriend but watching a guy punch a girl is probley the best thing in the world. keep on hitting em!
Because I wanna eat one of the little mice!!!
ReplyDeleteOh and because I like to shake the crickets.
ReplyDeleteBecause I love a puppet more then I should.
ReplyDeleteBecause I touched Bacon's ball today and didn't care.
ReplyDeleteBecause I want a dick so I can jack off on random chicks.
ReplyDeleteBecause I am leaving comments instead of sleeping.
ReplyDeleteIt's sad that when I think of you I dont think any of these things are weird.........it's all angelnormal!
ReplyDeleteBecause I would eat pig ass every single day till it killed me!
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmmm....pig ass! I'll eat the ass out of a pig anyday! I also eat pork!
ReplyDeleteBecause it's warmer there?
ReplyDeleteBecause I can NEVER, NEVER, NEVER see enough boobs! I freely admit I have a problem! Just ask Spook Show.
ReplyDeleteBecause my H.I.T. is 12 years younger than I......(thats how we do it!)
ReplyDeleteBecause I want to randomly pet girls hair when standing behind them a specially since they are all strangers...
ReplyDeleteBecause I wouldn't mind kissing a lot of the girls I want to pet, but I loves me boyfriend!
ReplyDeleteAs long as I can watch It'll be ok. If I can get a little on one of your elbows it won't count as a masturbation... will it?
ReplyDeleteNope as long as it gets on one of us....<3
ReplyDeleteBecause I want a bunch of animal skulls and fetuses in a jar, I'm sorry animals...
ReplyDeleteBecause I spend too much time on this damned thing and nobody looks at it!
ReplyDeleteBecause I think everyone is stupid when it comes to people dying, like the fact is it sucks when you die but it doesn't make you a better person. If you think someone is bad when they are alive it doesn't change just because they passed away. I love me some MJ, but sick of everyone freaking out about it when in the last years they all have been against him. Death brings out the fakeness to much.
ReplyDeleteBecause I want to just pay hookers to let me punch them in the face, oh and because I don't believe in beating your wife/girlfriend but watching a guy punch a girl is probley the best thing in the world. keep on hitting em!
ReplyDeleteI am going to hell for wanting to watch this!!
ReplyDeleteFor playing Ghostbusters too much. But what is too much?
ReplyDeleteFor thinking farts are funny! (Thank you Grandpa for learning me!)
ReplyDeleteFor wanting to steal the cemetery sign,
ReplyDeleteI second that! But if there is a heaven or hell I think they would want it too!
ReplyDeleteFor wanting to watch the people down stairs go at it again, I have problems!
ReplyDeleteyeah,.......hate that shit!
ReplyDeleteFor playing XBOX before I go to work and then no wanting to go to work
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